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About the Spacenoodles� Characters

The Spacenoodles characters come from the Centauri globular star cluster whose scientific name is NGC 5139. This beautiful collection of stars (about 100 light years in diameter) is the largest and brightest cluster in the sky and is about 17,000 light years from planet earth, a light year is 5.88 trillion miles knowing light travels 186,000 miles per second or 7.5 times around the earth in one second, speeds incomprehensible to the human mind.

The Spacenoodles characters live in a region of the cluster where the stars are about 3 to 5 light years apart thus permitting continuous and uninterrupted evolution over a six billion year period of time by skip hopping from a burned out star system to a new one whose life and planets are just beginning.

This rich and productive galactic system has spawned such diverse life forms as chlorophyllic based intelligent plant life not to mention the terrifying laser breathing dragon whose antimater biological structure is based on the element silicone and is primarily fibrous asbestos.

These loveable Spacenoodles characters are considered galactic treasures and are protected by the space age-android inhabitants of planet X, the most scientifically advanced society in the Centauri globular star cluster, some several million years beyond that of planet earth.


Character Description

Little Green People do not need a rocket ship to travel in Outer Space. They are intelligent plant life, made of chlorophyll, and live in orbit about the Centauri Globular Star cluster located 17,000 light years from earth. Their orbital velocity around this beautiful collection of stars is approximately 20% the speed of light and hence, due to Einstein's relativity discovery the spatial time disparagement makes one of their months equal to one of our years.

Little Green People can fly (up to speeds of 500,000 MPH) between local planets, moons, and asteroids by reversing the magnetic polarity of their bodies, thus becoming positively or negatively charged magnets: directional control is maintained by following the intricate webbing of magnetic flux lines similar to the Van Allen Radiation Belts which surround the Earth.

The magnetic energy containment field hydro-carbon molecular chains, which make up little green people's brains are held in alignment by radiation magnetic flux lines similar to the above Van Allen Radiation Belts found circling our planet heart. The strength of these magnetic alignment flux lines must not vary more than +/- 10% or Little Green People will begin to experience disorientation.

Hence, if Little Green People fly any more than 1/2 light year from their home space, they will begin to experience the above disorientation and appear as if they are drunk - and in some respects they are.

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