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The Spacenoodles characters come from the Centauri globular star cluster whose scientific name is NGC 5139. This beautiful collection of stars (about 100 light years in diameter) is the largest and brightest cluster in the sky and is about 17,000 light years from planet earth, a light year is 5.88 trillion miles knowing light travels 186,000 miles per second or 7.5 times around the earth in one second, speeds incomprehensible to the human mind.
The Spacenoodles characters live in a region of the cluster where the stars are about 3 to 5 light years apart thus permitting continuous and uninterrupted evolution over a six billion year period of time by skip hopping from a burned out star system to a new one whose life and planets are just beginning.
This rich and productive galactic system has spawned such diverse life forms as chlorophyllic based intelligent plant life not to mention the terrifying laser breathing dragon whose antimater biological structure is based on the element silicone and is primarily fibrous asbestos.
These loveable Spacenoodles characters are considered galactic treasures and are protected by the space age-android inhabitants of planet X, the most scientifically advanced society in the Centauri globular star cluster, some several million years beyond that of planet earth.
Poka Haunt Us, while traveling at wart speeds, has had 1,823 WWI's (Witching While Intoxicated) ... But alas, she is not drunk. She and Sliver are the last of their kind and are not flesh and blood as we are, but are the product of synthetic genetics mixed in a test tube by a computer. Their race, wanting to preserve life, knew they would evolve away like our dinosaurs here on earth if left in their natural biological state. Hence they became indestructible androids living for millions of years, provided they returned to their home planet every ten thousand years for normal maintenance. But then tragedy struck - their home world sun went nova, destroying their planet and they could not return home for maintenance anymore. In fact, neither Poka Haunt Us or Sliver has had maintenance for half a million years, and as a result have steadily deteriorated into happy-go-lucky and senile pranksters, always in trouble with the Space Patrol. They will eventually cease to function altogether and probably spend eternity adrift in the vastness of interstellar space, forever together, with fun loving grins frozen on their faces. For in the final analysis, the universe wins, recycling all life back into stardust. ...END TRANSMISSION
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