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About the Spacenoodles� Characters

The Spacenoodles characters come from the Centauri globular star cluster whose scientific name is NGC 5139. This beautiful collection of stars (about 100 light years in diameter) is the largest and brightest cluster in the sky and is about 17,000 light years from planet earth, a light year is 5.88 trillion miles knowing light travels 186,000 miles per second or 7.5 times around the earth in one second, speeds incomprehensible to the human mind.

The Spacenoodles characters live in a region of the cluster where the stars are about 3 to 5 light years apart thus permitting continuous and uninterrupted evolution over a six billion year period of time by skip hopping from a burned out star system to a new one whose life and planets are just beginning.

This rich and productive galactic system has spawned such diverse life forms as chlorophyllic based intelligent plant life not to mention the terrifying laser breathing dragon whose antimater biological structure is based on the element silicone and is primarily fibrous asbestos.

These loveable Spacenoodles characters are considered galactic treasures and are protected by the space age-android inhabitants of planet X, the most scientifically advanced society in the Centauri globular star cluster, some several million years beyond that of planet earth.

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Stoned Rosetta, who is of the Green People Genus, is always a little bit tipsy because she keeps flying through the Rasmaninan Gobalygooks' mating grounds which is a pink nebulae gas cloud that has a chemical signature of 90 proof gin.

The Rosetta Stone, composed of black basalt rock, was uncovered by a French soldier in 1799 and had the same message in three different languages; Egyptian Hieroglyphics, Demotic and Greek. Up to this time scholars, who could read Greek, were not able to decipher the ancient Egyptian writing but now the Rosetta Stone gave them the same message both in Greek and Ptolemaic Egyptian thus permitting Jean Francois Champollion (1790-1832) to unscramble Egyptian Hieroglyphics giving western scholars the code to finally comprehend this ancient pictorial writing, a major break through for historians and archeologists.

IS THERE A UNIVERSAL ROSETTA STONE: If we had received, what appeared to be an intelligent message from outer space, how would we know what this totally alien communication is saying? Is there a universal, interstellar Rosetta Stone? The answer is; Yes there is.

All natural phenomena like gravity, speed of light, hydrogen atoms converting to helium in a star's thermonuclear fusion reactor, Doppler red and blue energy shifts, Einstein's Equations defining the relationship between energy and mass etc., are all the same throughout the whole universe. Every star, planet and their home galaxies would have the same natural science. In addition, mathematics would be the same (i.e. the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter would always be the same number of 3.14159.. which we call Pi, a symbol with two columns supporting a crossbar held in place by gravity).

This outer space message from another intelligence would consist of pictorial references to universal phenomena combined with mathematical rationale so that we would be able to figure it out and the history of their algebra would be similar to ours. An interesting side note is that in order to be understood, our advanced technological societies would be reverting back to a pictorial language not unlike the Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics and that in itself may have more significance than currently realized.


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