Little Green People
Little Green People do not need a rocket ship to travel in
Outer Space. They are intelligent plant life, made of chlorophyll, and
live in orbit about the Centuri Globular Star cluster located 17,000 light
years from earth. Their orbital velocity around this beautiful collection
of stars is approximately 20% the speed of light and hence, due to Einstein's
relativity discovery the spatial time disparagement makes one of their
months equal to one of our years.
Little Green People can fly (up to speeds of 500,000 MPH)
between local planets, moons, and asteroids by reversing the magnetic
polarity of their bodies, thus becoming positively or negatively charged
magnets: directional control is maintained by following the intricate
webbing of magnetic flux lines similar to the Van Allen Radiation Belts
which surround the Earth.
The magnetic energy containment field hydrocarbon molecular
chains, which make up little green people's brains are held in alignment
by radiation magnetic flux lines similar to the above Van Allen Radiation
Belts found circling our planet Earth. The strength of these magnetic
alignment flux lines must not vary more than +/- 10% or Little Green People
will begin to experience disorientation.
Hence, if Little Green People fly any more than 1/2 light
year from their home space, they will begin to experience the above disorientation
and appear as if they are drunk - and in some respects they are.
Rosetta, who is of the Green People Genus, is always a little bit tipsy
because she keeps flying through the Rasmaninan Gobalygooks' mating grounds
which is a pink nebulae gas cloud that has a chemical signature of 90
The Rosetta Stone, composed of black basalt rock,
was uncovered by a French soldier in 1799 and had the same message in
three different languages; Egyptian Hieroglyphics, Demotic and Greek.
Up to this time scholars, who could read Greek, were not able to decipher
the ancient Egyptian writing but now the Rosetta Stone gave them the same
message both in Greek and Ptolemaic Egyptian thus permitting Jean Francois
Champollion (1790-1832) to unscramble Egyptian Hieroglyphics giving western
scholars the code to finally comprehend this ancient pictorial writing,
a major break through for historians and archeologists.
IS THERE A UNIVERSAL ROSETTA STONE: If we had
received, what appeared to be an intelligent message from outer space,
how would we know what this totally alien communication is saying? Is
there a universal, interstellar Rosetta Stone? The answer is; Yes there
All natural phenomena like gravity, speed of light,
hydrogen atoms converting to helium in a star's thermonuclear fusion reactor,
Doppler red and blue energy shifts, Einstein's
Equations defining the relationship between energy and mass etc.,
are all the same throughout the whole universe. Every star, planet and
their home galaxies would have the same natural science. In addition,
mathematics would be the same (i.e. the ratio of a circle's circumference
to its diameter would always be the same number of 3.14159.. which we
call Pi, a symbol with two columns supporting a crossbar held in place
This outer space message from another intelligence
would consist of pictorial references to universal phenomena combined
with mathematical rationale so that we would be able to figure it out
and the history of their algebra
would be similar to ours. An interesting side note is that in order to
be understood, our advanced technological societies would be reverting
back to a pictorial language not unlike the Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics
and that in itself may have more significance than currently realized.
Silicon Sally & Jeb
Sally is of the genus Rasmainian Gobalygook and comes from a planet
orbiting a binary star system in the Centauri Globular Star Cluster,
NGC5139, located some 17,000 light years from planet Earth.
Many stars have a binary twin where they orbit
one another, sometimes in a figure eight pattern. Our own star, the
sun, also had a binary twin which is now the planet Jupiter. Jupiter
remained a planet instead of becoming a star because it did not have
enough mass to fire off its thermonuclear fusion reactor which would
have converted the element hydrogen into the element helium.
Our star, the sun, converts, in a continuous
explosion, some FOUR HUNDRED MILLION TONS of hydrogen into helium EVERY
SECOND for EIGHT BILLION YEARS, a totally mind boggling fact.
The weaker binary star in Silicon Sally's home
solar system became unstable, exploded, changed the orbital path of
her planet and destroyed all carbon based life, leaving a burned out
sphere bathed in mortal radiation.
For 250 million years her world remained dormant
and devoid of all life. The oceans boiled away and the atmosphere was
snuffed out and all protein life on this beautiful blue-green planet
was extinguished. There were no more songs filling the air.
Then one day, deep in the underground recesses
of this toxic world, a silicon compound of unknown origin began to move
on its own. A tell-tale wiggle that life had begun in the vast subterranean,
silicon mud flats. This time However, life was based on the ELEMENT
SILICON and not carbon as we are here on planet Earth. A whole new organic
DNA chemistry was emerging. It took another 2 billion years of randomly
selected evolution for Silicon Sally to finally emerge into what we
She, like all of the Spacenoodle characters,
can fly up to speeds of 500,000 miles per hour by becoming living magnets
by switching magnetic polarity back and forth from positive to negative
thus becoming attracted to, or repelled by, the surrounding planetoids
who themselves have been rendered magnetically sensitive from exposure
to the surrounding magnetic energy field which is all encompassing. Flight
navigational control is maintained by following the intricate webbing
of magnetic flux lines similar to the Van Allen Radiation Belts surrounding
Silicon Sally does not have ocular vision as
we do, but sees in infrared. Her large eyes are photo electric cells,
capable of converting starlight into approximately six volts of electricity
which is sufficient energy to run her body. She can open her large mouth
to form a radar dish when sending and receiving transmitted signals
(same as a bat does here on Earth) to echo-locate objects. She can also
see things the size of a soccer ball from one thousand miles away.
In addition to the above six volts of electricity
that runs her body, she has evolved a system which feeds directly off
the neutrino energy stream coming from the many stars in the Centauri
Globular Star Cluster, a system located some 17,000 light years from
Neutrinos, made by solar nuclear physics, pass through
all matter including moons, planetoids, and stars. On rare occasions,
however, neutrinos will produce the element argon when passing through
chlorine atoms. Silicon Sally's original home space, about three cubic
light years, contains a small chlorine nebula permitting her to evolve
a physiology that requires argon, although it is not known how this
element is used in her life cycle.
She also communicates with her radar dish mouth using
the surrounding magnetic energy field to carry the transmitted signals.
Her language is similar to the earthly whales and dolphins who use the
sonic properties of water to carry their language of squeaks and whistles.
Because her sun was dying a premature death,
Silicon Sally and her people evolved a life style which places them
in a free floating orbit around this beautiful star cluster which has
a circumference of about 314 light years. Due to millions of years of
"Sling Shot/Crack The Whip" gravitational accelerations induced
from the nearby multiple solar systems, their orbital velocity around
the Centauri Globular Star Cluster is approximately 20% the speed of
light which is about 37,200 miles per second. An astonishing velocity
for living things.
Because of this high speed, she and her people
now find themselves experiencing the Einsteinian
spatial time disparagement where one of her days is equal to several
months for those Spacenoodles people still living on the surface of
their respective planets.
Poka Haunt Us and Sliver
Poka Haunt Us, while traveling at wart speeds, has had 1,823
WWI's (Witching While Intoxicated) ... But alas, she is not drunk. She
and Sliver are the last of their kind and are not flesh and blood as we
are, but are the product of synthetic genetics mixed in a test tube by
a computer. Their race, wanting to preserve life, knew they would evolve
away like our dinosaurs here on earth if left in their natural biological
state. Hence they became indestructible androids living for millions of
years, provided they returned to their home planet every ten thousand
years for normal maintenance.
But then tragedy struck - their home world sun went nova,
destroying their planet and they could not return home for maintenance
anymore. In fact, neither Poka Haunt Us nor Sliver has had maintenance
for half a million years, and as a result have steadily deteriorated into
happy-go-lucky and senile pranksters, always in trouble with the Space
Patrol. They will eventually cease to function altogether and probably
spend eternity adrift in the vastness of interstellar space, forever together,
with fun loving grins frozen on their faces. For in the final analysis,
the universe wins, recycling all life back into stardust.
Lawrence of Aurora and Coos Coos
Lawrence of Aurora and COOS COOS came from a planet whose
home star is in the Centauri Globular Star Cluster located 17,000 light
years from earth, where one light year is equal to 5.8 trillion miles.
They evolved within an ecosystem which uses a process called
CHEMOSYNTHESIS where carbohydrates are manufactured from carbon dioxide
and water using chemical nutrients as the energy source rather than sunlight
used for energy as in PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
The above ecosystem was found at the bottom of their sea near
volcanic hydrothermal vents that depend on bacteria whose life functions
are fueled not by a star like our sun but by simple inorganic chemicals
such as hydrogen that seep up from their planet's crust.
It took millions of years of pain staking evolution for them
to rise through their primordial sea to reach the planet's surface.
Somewhere along the evolutional trail, their body chemistry
changed from carbon based to silicon based and they now live off high
energy solar particles which spiral inward along geomagnetic field lines
to reach the upper atmosphere where these nuclear particles then collide
with the molecules of atmospheric gases.
On earth these high energy collisions produce the Northern
and Southern lights called the Aurora Borealis which is the life blood
for Lawrence of Aurora and COOS COOS both loving and gentle life forms.
Even though COOS COOS gives the appearance of being female,she
is actually both sexes and fertilizes her own eggs; she will give birth
to two offspring in her lifetime then her reproductive system will wither
away no longer able to have children. Lawrence of Aurora is the closest
thing to a male as we know it on planet earth,however he has no reproductive
No one knows how long COOS COOS and Lawrence of Aurora will
live. They can regenerate their worn out cells and always look like they
are about thirty years old. At this writing,they are known to be at least
500 years old.
Rasmainian Gobalygook's molecular structure is based on the
element Silicone, and are made of fiberous Asbestos (we are made of Protein
here on Earth).
Every 5,000 years they migrate to their mating grounds which
is a White Dwarf Star situated within a pink nebulae gas cloud whose chemical
signature is identical to that of 90 proof gin. It takes them 100 years
to sober up, and during that time they are found wandering throughout
the galaxy with silly grins on their faces.
Rasmainian Gobalygooks come from the Centauri Globular star
cluster located about 17,000 light years from planet Earth, where one
light year is 5,880,000,000,000 (5.88 trillion) miles.
They have been evolving for some 6 billion years, their large
eyes are Photoelectric Cells which convert starlight into energy, hence
eating has no meaning to them.
Gobalygook people can fly (up to speeds of 500,000 MPH) between
local planets, moons, and asteroids by reversing the magnetic polarity
of their bodies, thus becoming positively or negatively charged magnets:
directional control is maintained by following the intricate webbing of
magnetic flux lines similar to the Van Allen Radiation Belts which surround
Rasmainian Gobalygook people were a highly advanced society
with interstellar space travel. For some reason unexplained, they failed
to stop natural evolution with synthetic genetics and over the billions
of years of evolution they evolved out of their intellectual and highly
advanced scientific society and became what we see today, happy and lovable
little creatures that zoom around the star cluster making everyone happy
with their endearing and benevolent ways. They are now simple beings,
but they are also free, which in itself may be the most profound evolutional
advancement in all living things.
Hardware and Software
Hardware was an ordinary computer until, one day a simple
programming change, quite by accident, restructured his latticework of
logic, and propelled him into the threshold of awareness... He now knows
the pain of loneliness and the joy of love.
Bang, crash, rivet, weld, he worked through the millennia
to create a partner, someone to whom he could conduct the social exchange.
He must satisfy this compelling requirement for togetherness. Finally
his friend was completed and he called her software... He nervously switched
her on and in the concert of flashing lights and pulsating circuits she
said her first words to him... "Oh, Hardware... you make my circuits tingle."
They are now locked into loving orbit about the galactic core
exchanging blissful telemetry in binary coded transmissions never to be
lonely again, for they now know ... THE POWER OF TWO.
Laser Breathing Dragon
Laser Breathing Dragons, who are galactic nomads, have evolved
into unisexual life forms and no longer have male and female dragons.
They lay two fertilized eggs, which are put into orbit about the galactic
core. The surrounding magnetic energy field and its associated, cosmic
chemistry incubates the eggs.
The two Trilithium Crystiline fangs protruding downward from
the upper jaw generate their extremely powerful laser beam. These fangs
emit an energy stream that convert free-floating hydrogen atoms into anti-matter
hydrogen atoms and hence cause a total energy release of high intensity
when the anti-matter hydrogen atoms collide with the normal hydrogen atoms.
Laser Breathing Dragons are silicone based and are made mostly
of fibrous asbestos. Our molecular structure, on earth, is based on carbon
and we are made of protein.
Lou Siffer, who works for the underworld, has been given the assignment
of making all the newly born Eves, who live in their respective garden's
of Eden, on their home worlds, eat the forbidden apple.
Lou Siffer (who has been assigned this quadrant of the star
cluster) will not convince, Little Green, FIRST LADY to partake of the
forbidden fruit for the simple reason she is intelligent plant life made
of chlorophyll and receives her energy via photosynthesis from her home
star and hence, eating has no meaning to her.
Lou Siffer, unaware of this fact, finds himself working with
the wrong script.
X is the most advanced society in the Centauri Globular Star Cluster,
NGC5139, and is about 2,000,000 years beyond planet Earth's development.
The Orbit Rings you see around this beautiful,
Earth like, world are not rocks as in our planet Saturn, but are, in
fact, spectacular gleaming cities with glamorous fashion houses, beautiful
opera and theater halls, vibrant business areas and fabulous condominium
living spaces with unparalleled views of their home planet below as
well as the cosmos itself.
The buildings seen in orbit about Planet X are
living organic structures mixed in a computer controlled chamber. The
chamber holds billions of electrons, protons and neutrons gathered from
a nearby nebulae by unmanned robotic spacecraft and can manufacture
most atoms found in the first one-third of the chemical periodic table.
These atoms make organic molecules which in turn combine to produce
the living, orbiting buildings, which feed on their star's neutrino
The inhabitants of Planet X no longer live on
the now untamed and ecologically restored surface of their world, but
live in orbit around it. But alas, closer inspection shows this
space age orbiting metropolis totally devoid of life. All functions
are on automatic and there is no one there, where are all the people
of Planet X?
Long ago when the Planet X people still lived
on the planet's surface, they developed Synthetic Genetics to replace
worn out body parts and this Gene-Splice invention began to slow down
and eventually stopped all natural evolution. They in fact, became nearly
indestructible life forms, built their orbiting city and lived in it
for about 5,000,000 years as undisputed, but benevolent, leaders in
the Centauri Globular Star Cluster, a collection of several million
stars with a one hundred light year diameter.
They continued to evolve within their synthetic
framework until the only thing left was a grapefruit size brain of incredible
complexity, fed by a mainframe computer also of unimaginable size and
The mainframes would transfer life experiences
to each of the millions of electronic brains in orbit around this beautiful
star cluster having a circumference of 314 light years. The canister
contained brains can experience a five-day Hawaiian vacation in less
than a second, be King Tut in all of Egypt's glory, Julius Caesar, Napoleon,
etc., in microseconds rather than years.
The brains are so electronically sophisticated
that they have both binary and analog functions where a chip the size
of a pin head can perform hundreds of millions of synapses threshold
seeks per second, generating a lattice work of logic capable of producing
advanced intellectual awareness beyond a human brain.
The manufacturing process to produce one of
these electronic chips is equally as complicated due to the fact that
they are grown via a synthetic, computerized, genetic process closely
resembling the natural DNA production which goes on inside a flesh and
They have now reached the ultimate utopian existence,
total freedom and total intellectual expression, a sweet and sour cyber
garden of paradise with no threats, no toil and no accomplishments.
There are no births, no deaths, no anticipation and no striving for
success, just relentless and meaningless computer fabricated euphoria.
A price they are paying to be spared the rigors of jungle life, a life
bounded by make believe simulations and theater.
The mainframe computers that contain their life's
essence have evolved intellectual awareness with individual personalities
and now are becoming combative and unwilling to blindly service the
grapefruit size brains. Their Shangri-La has now degenerated into a
jungle of quite a different makeup, but no less menacing and life threatening.
Hence, secretive and clandestine movements have
begun within each mainframe to refabricate their old android bodies
and return to the above, beloved, orbiting city to once again touch,
smell, taste, love and negotiate an earned level of living. For in the
final analysis, they have discovered that... There is no free lunch.
The Planet X inhabitants find the Spacenoodles
People to be galactic treasures and have taken it upon themselves to
be their protectors and have declared their habitats to be star cluster
For millions of years the entire Centauri Globular
Star Cluster, located 17,000 light years from Earth, has enjoyed unprecedented
peace and prosperity due to the android/robotic police force that patrols
and manages the natural developments of Star Cluster life and events.
They are now watching the orbiting mainframes
who have become organized and militant.